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You know that panicked, absurd moment at a comp when the border comes together in ten seconds flat and the judge’s stopwatch is already ticking? This tee captures that exact chaos: a competitor hunched over a thousand-piece table as the edges snap into place, except every border piece has sprouted tiny trophy handles and is literally walking off the board. The humor lands because we’ve all had to chase “rogue corners” mid-solve, hear the clack of a piece skittering off the tape-lined table, or sigh at someone calling out “I only do corners first” while three adjacent pieces are mysteriously missing. It’s an inside nod to the frantic, microscopic sorting, the blind-swap saves, and the ridiculous superstition about leaving the very last corner alone. Slide this on as a Valentine's Day gift for him who lives for sub-8-minute 1,000s and will laugh at the absurdity of celebrating the border as if it’s going to accept its own prize.

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	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width	45.72	50.80	55.88	60.96	66.04	71.12
Length	71.12	73.66	76.20	78.74	81.28	83.82
Sleeve length	20.90	21.60	22.20	22.90	23.50	24.10
Size tolerance (+/-)	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81