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This design shows a retro-style illustration of someone making a disgusted face while holding a small bar of soap. Above the drawing the arched text reads “NOT MY MORNING BREW,” and below the character you can see a steaming mug and a soap dish with a rectangular bar. The person’s features are exaggerated with furrowed brows and a puckered mouth, and wavy scent lines rise from the mug and soap, emphasizing that mix-up. The color palette is limited and vintage-looking — bold orange hair and shirt, muted blue outlines, and speckled cream skin tones. If you love literal silly moments, this graphic nails the everyday gag: the horror of grabbing the wrong thing first thing in the morning. It’s a tiny, specific joke that says you appreciate low-key absurdity and the little catastrophes that make life funny. For anybody who’s ever groggily reached for coffee and gotten soap instead, it’s instantly relatable. This also makes a playful Valentine’s Day gift for a coworker who shares your office coffee mishaps — a lighthearted way to say “I get your morning struggle.”

Size Guide (cm)

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width	45.72	50.80	55.88	60.96	66.04	71.12
Length	71.12	73.66	76.20	78.74	81.28	83.82
Sleeve length	20.90	21.60	22.20	22.90	23.50	24.10
Size tolerance (+/-)	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81