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You know that wobble before the perfect sunbeam nap, the one that starts as a Downward Cluck and ends with a suspiciously contented head tuck? This shirt captures that exact middle-aged hen momentum: rallying the flock to a backyard yoga session, demonstrating a pose with the stern, bossy beak, then melting into a doze mid-stretch while insisting the snooze was planned all along. The illustration catches the familiar dust-up at feeding time, the one that precedes every “brief practice” and the later, mandatory perching gossip—so true to life you can almost hear the ruffled feathers. It’s the sort of sly, knowing humor you and your coop-mates trade over the garden fence after a long day of guarding the nesting box. Slide this on and hand it to your husband on Valentine’s morning; he’ll get the joke, remember that time you fell asleep in his lap during the annual Spring Flock Stretch, and laugh because he’s been living with your reckless relaxation for years.

Size Guide (cm)

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width	45.72	50.80	55.88	60.96	66.04	71.12
Length	71.12	73.66	76.20	78.74	81.28	83.82
Sleeve length	20.90	21.60	22.20	22.90	23.50	24.10
Size tolerance (+/-)	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81